Hi...and welcome? O___O


when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via rockpaperscissorhands)

my future child: tell me a bedtime story
me: once upon a time, in nazi-occupied france...